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  • Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
  • Me: *turns up music*
  • Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
  • Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
  • Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
  • Me:
  • Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
  • Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
  • Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
  • Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
  • Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
  • Lady cop: I can make that happen.
  • Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
  • Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
  • Entire train: *applauds*
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gleak:

being high or drunk in public like

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perriwinkle:

*knits myself a thong*

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"You know how people play those games where it’s like ‘If you could take one person to a desert island..’ Do NOT pick me… Like, I don’t want to go to a desert island.. with ANYBODY. I don’t want to help anybody survive!"
— Sara Quin (via quinthrob)
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thecureforitscrimes:

Whenever you feel bad about being rejected, just remember that Tegan Quin shaved her head to impress a girl when she was 18, and the girl told her that she looked like a monkey.

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